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November 04, 2008
November 03, 2008
November 02, 2008
Last minute Rovian tactic
Rovian counselors advised Presidential hopeful John McCain to release a rap album in an effort to reach young, Obama-leaning Republicans.
Songs include: "Straight Shit Express," "Wanna see my Maverick?" and "Change is comin,' girl," as well as the hopeful hit single: "I got some wealth I'd like to spread all over you."
Last lap dance II
"I witnessed a new side of John at the Ohio rally. He looked hot in Sarah's pumps and gave an arousing performance..."
Last Lap Dance
In an electrifying last minute attempt to shore up votes, John McCain paraded around an Ohio rally wearing Ms. Palin's pumps and sporting a new, urban man up-do hairstyle.
"WHAZZUP, Cleveland! Look, I'm not the old, irrelevant white guy you think I am! My natural hair is quite kinky, I've just been straightening it to appeal to the Republican voter base. But let me assure you - I can be anything you want me to be, Baby!" said McCain.
November 01, 2008
Endorsement from Dick now classified information
Through a thick haze of secrecy, word got out this morning that Dick Cheney endorsed Bush Administration offspring, John McCain. Fortunately for McCain, Cheney refused to write anything down. Late today, reporters discovered that any proof of the endorsement has now become classified information.