In an electrifying last minute attempt to shore up votes, John McCain paraded around an Ohio rally wearing Ms. Palin's pumps and sporting a new, urban man up-do hairstyle.
"WHAZZUP, Cleveland! Look, I'm not the old, irrelevant white guy you think I am! My natural hair is quite kinky, I've just been straightening it to appeal to the Republican voter base. But let me assure you - I can be anything you want me to be, Baby!" said McCain.
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